How do u teach a sparrow to play cricket?

Answers:
go to the dickie BIRD school of cricket!!

---

put it in front of a wicket and throw a ball at it.

---

introduce it to a bat!

---

if you are having trouble teaching it...its probably because he finds it boring..and prefers rugby union!!

---

Maybe if England were hitting sparrows instead of cricket balls there shots would fly out of the ground.

---

more to the point , how do you stop a nob asking stupid questions

---

you dont

---

You should try the following source link