How do i catch pigeons?

every time i try to catch a pigeon they fly away.am i a retard?
Answers:
I wouldn't go so far as to say "retard", but it's not very coo thinking the pigeon won't fly away. Do not be saddened as they will return. They are your friends. Wash your hands for the required time and use some hand sanitizer as well. It's all good.

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You need to train. Wax on wax off style with mr myagi. When you can catch a fly with chopsticks - you then can catch a pigeon.

Feel the pigeon, be the pigeon.

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they are not supposed to be petted like a cat or dog..they are a wild bird and don;t go to fly on people much at all.

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with a 12 gauge shotgun.

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with a bird trap
or if you feed them regularly until they get to trust the food source (not long with pigeons) you could place some rodent glue traps where they eat.
good luck getting them off the glue trap without hurting them
anyway as pigeons are not exactly the brightest bird on the block you should be enjoying pigeon pie soon

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When they fly, just sigh and make sure they don't get hurt, because then they might die.

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hmm, im not sure why pigeons birds picked on youre head maybe theyre telling you to leave them alone for onces . or theyre though you were their food instead.
why, does they flyed away form you cause most birds doesnt like to be caught if case they might think you will harm them and take them inside cook them and even try to eat them for dinner. but you shouldnt even try to caught them cause few things why not. cause one thing pigeons birds carried alot of diseases and even always dirty too. and if you touch them and take one of them home they can spread their germs to human such as you can get sick and bad healths problem . plus if you ever seen pigeons legs has a metal plant collar liencse on them mean that whoever put one on them mean theyre wild birds .