How do I remove duck nests?

This is a Moscovy duck nest right below my bay window.
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Moscovy ducks only take 25-28 days before they hatch.

why cant you just leave them there til they leave themselves?
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Let it be Meanie. They won't be there long then you can remove the nest.

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where will they live if you remove their home ='(

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I would leave them, they wont stay there forever. Besides that would be neat to watch. Ducks are harmless.

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if it really is a bother, then call animal control. they will move the nest and the ducks and try to put them back in the wild.

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The process of removing a duck nest is a very tedious and complicated endeavor. First of all, you must communicate with the owner of the nest that you wish an audience with the duck king. After which, if you have managed to obtain such a meeting...which is likely to only happen on the 5th the Monday of February at exactly 11:62 PM while it's raining on the south eastern region of the exact center of the earth... Then you are well on your way... The next step is very, very important and that is this NO MATTER WHAT THE DUCK KINGS SAYS DON'T LISTEN TO HIM he is trying to convince the other woodland creature of his superior intellect by mentally/hypnotically controlling the humans of whom he seeks revenge for the death of his love... Ahh those were the day's waddling wing in wing with the love at his side with little ducky feet pattering not far behind, splashing in the crystal clear pond ... Ahh that is the life THEN Blam...
Waddling wing in wing without the love. Ok back from the flashback scenario. The plot of global domination of which I was referring is so complex and intertwined within a web of deceitful government conspiracies that I would be put on the "list" by the league of loons if such information were to be released to the public. Oh if you want to avoid all of the hassle of the above then I'm sorry I can't help, for I have not spoken with a duck before nor have I had a nest in my bay window. I would think you could remove it very carefully or call a nest mover.

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Just place it somewhere where the ducks will prevail and wont get hurt... thats all ;)