How can I stop birds from staring at themselves in my side-view mirrors - all the while, pooping on my car?

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I can think of several options. One might be to use Golf Club Driver covers to cover your mirrors, maybe some that look like a cat! You can also use a small sticker (one that doesnt obstruct your view), I have found that birds often do NOT like pictures of other birds, possibly a small black bird sticker in the corner should do the trick! Another option is to put a sticker on your window that faces the position the birds would be while looking in the mirror. (to explain: the mirror will show items that are not actually on the mirror like a sticker properly positioned on the window) I used this on the kitchen window to keep the birds from tearing up the planter and it worked perfectly!

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snipe them with a bb gun

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glare back fiercely... won't stop the poop tho.. just drive on real quickly

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isn't it aggravating? i didn't know birds could be so vane. reminds me of humans.

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I had a friend who had that very same problem! He ended up cutting sleeves off an old t-shirt and made mirror covers...was the strangest thing.

Last week I had a cardinal flying into my window all day non-stop for 3 days. I was told he was maybe trying to protect his territory and saw his reflection and thought it was another bird. Don't know but evidently that's a common problem too, especially with cardinals. I thought the crazy bird was going to end up killing himself. Maybe the bird is having the same kind of issue with your mirrors. Good luck...try the sleeve covers!